A man walks into a bar and sees that the barman has a monkey in a cage. He asks the barman, "why do you have a monkey in a cage?" The barman says "I'll show you why." He opens the cage and hits the monkey on the head. When he does this, the monkey starts giving the barman a blowjob. He asks the man, "do you want to try?" The man says, "sure. Just don't hit me that hard."
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