He sees a sign that reads "Free drinks if you can make the donkey laugh". He asks the bartender about it who directs him out back.
A minute later the guy comes back and says "okay where are my free drinks?" The bartender goes out back to check, and sure enough the donkey is rolling around and laughing hysterically .
The next day the guy comes back and the sign now reads "Free drinks if you can make the donkey cry". So he heads out back and comes back a minute later demanding his free drinks.
The bartender goes to check and sure enough, the donkey is lying on the ground and crying uncontrollably. So he goes back inside to give the guy his drinks.
The bartender says to the guy "Hey man, I gotta know, how did you make the donkey laugh?" He says "Easy, I just told him I have a bigger dick than he does" So the Bartender asks "Okay, well how did you make him cry?" He replies "I showed him"
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