on a late train last night when a gorgeous cute girl got on and sat directly across from me. I couldn't help but notice her skirt had ridden up revealing her panties to me.
She showed no interest in hiding her charms, her face was expressionless and she exuded an aloof sexuality I could not resist.
I dropped to my knees, gradually moving forward with the sole intention of placing my nose and tongue between her parted thighs.
As I got closer and could hear the panting get louder, I thought to myself, "I really wish her guide dog would fuck off!"
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