So i went up to ask him why he was so sad and he went on a ramble. he said,
"You know of the church downtown?"
"Yes, I've seen it."
"Well, I built that church with me bare hands..."
"I don't see how that's making you sad."
"Well, have you seen the firestation downtown? I built that thing with me bare hands."
"I don't see how that would make you sad..."
"Well, have you seen the school that is built not five hundred yards from here? I built that school with me bare hands."
"I still don't understand how any of that is making you sad..."
"Well i built the school, I built the church, and I built the firestation and do they call me jack the school builder? Do they call me jack the church builder? Do they call me Jack the firestation builder? No... But you fuck one goat."
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