Old man in a bar

There's an old man in a bar (roll credits) who will ramble on about his life if anyone new stumbles in and sits too close to him:
"you see that house across the street? I built that house, in fact I build a quarter of the houses in this town, but nobody calls me 'house builder', nobody calls me that", he will continue to say "do you see those fields out there? I farmed those fields, all my life I did, but nobody calls me 'farmer', nobody thinks to call me that, I build all these houses, farm all these fields for so long and nobody calls me house builder or farmer" he takes a drink before he continues.. But you go and fuck *one* goat...

Edit: grammar

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