Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says, "Hey Doc, you know how
we have been talking about Freudian slips? Well, I had the most amazing
one last night.
I was eating dinner with my mother, and
I meant to say, "please pass the salt," but instead I
said, "You God damn bitch, you ruined my life."
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