"Why am I called Bear?"
His mother, smiling, answered
"On the day you were born, a bear wandered into our camp with part of a buffalo. Startled by our people, he fled and left his kill. This bear fed our tribe and so we named you for his spirit."
Bear's younger brother then asked,
"What about me?"
to which their father replied,
"What about you, Two Dogs Fucking?"
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