Stopped at Speedway to buy a drink. When I pulled in, I noticed these two cops watching a woman who was smoking while fueling up. I'm thinking, "Wow...what an idiot! The police are standing right there!"
I go in and get my drink. As I was paying, I hear someone scream, "Look outside!" OMG!! The woman's arm was on fire!!!
She's running around like a chicken with its head cut off, waving her arm around and just going nuts. We all went outside and watched the cops put her on the ground and put the fire out with an extinguisher. After all the craziness, I start walking to my car and I see the cops put her in handcuffs. The guy next to me is like, "What the heck?!?" (I, of course, stick around because it looks like the guy is a jerk and I want to see what is going to happen next.) He asked the cops, "What in the world are you arresting her for? After all, wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough?"
I kid you not...the cop looked him dead in the eye and said, "For waving a Firearm"...
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