I just love the French.

I just love the French. They taste like chicken! ---- Hannibal Lecter I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me. --- General George S. Patton Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion. --Norman Schwartzkopf As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure ---Jacques Chirac, President of France As far as France is concerned, you're right. ---Rush Limbaugh, The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee. --- Regis Philbin An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French.... Raise both hands if you are French. You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it. ---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people. --Conan O'Brien I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France! --Jay Leno The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag. --David Letterman