Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to Grandma's house when all of a sudden the big bad wolf jumps out from behind a tree!
"Red Riding Hood, I'm going to eat you!" he growls.
"Eat, eat, eat," says Little Red Riding Hood.
"Doesn't anybody fuck anymore?"
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Little Red Riding Hood was on her way to Grandma's house when all of a sudden the big bad wolf jumps out from behind a tree!
"Red Riding Hood, I'm going to fuck you!" he growls.
Little Red Riding Hood pulls a gun from her bag, points it at the wolf and says, "No you're not, you're going to eat me like the story says!"
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