...and tells the bartender "Give me anything but a Budweiser." So the bartender hands him a beer, the man drinks it, and leaves.
Next day, man comes in and says "Give me anything but a Budweiser." Bartender gives him a beer, the man drinks it, and leaves.
Next day, he comes back with the same request. The bartender is obviously very curious at this points. So he asks "What is the problem with Budweiser?"
The man answers "Well, I once drank 20 Budweisers, went home, and blew chunks."
The bartender laughs and says "That would happen to anyone after drinking 20 of any beer."
The man looks around sheepishly and whispers "Chunks is my dog's name."
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