A Musical Discovery

a medical student was in the morgue one day after classes, getting a little
practice in before the final exams.
he went over to a table where a body was lying face down. he removed the sheet
over the body and to his surprise he found a cork in the corpse's rectum.
figuring this was fairly unusual, he pulled the cork out, and to his surprise,
music began playing "on the road again . . . just can't wait to get on the road
again . . . "
the student was amazed, and placed the cork back in the
rectum. the music stopped. totally freaked out, the student called the medical
examiner over to the corpse. "look at this. this is really something!" the
student told the examiner as he pulled the cork back out again.
"on the road again . . .
just can't wait to get on the road again ... "
"so what?", the medical examiner replied, obviously
unimpressed with the student's discovery. "but isn't that the most amazing
thing you've ever seen?" asked the student. "are you kidding?" replied the
examiner, "any a****** can sing country music."