i hate jeans with a passion but on this particular night that i had a date all my khakis were dirty, so i had no choice but to slip into a pair of levis i had hanging in the closet. later on that night the subject of hereditary body parts came up between me and the lady, she told me she gets her enormous tits from her mother, and i told her yeah well i have huge dick.... its in the JEANS.
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