The bar is full of vicious looking men, staring each other in violent silence. Everyone can feel that a fight is just about to explode.
The huge, absolutely monstrous, biker takes the first free pint of beer from the table pushing its previous owner aside. He sips half lf the pint with one gulp with everyone staring at him, hits it back to the table and burbs loudly. Then he looks around slowly and opens finally shouts:
- Who is the meanest, toughest, hardest fucker here?
First nothing happens, but then sound comes from the darkest corner of the bar.
- I believe that's me.
All the eyes turn into the sound. It looks as if there's Arnold's bigger brother streching himself up from a stool. He slowly pops his humongous neck muscles, rools his shoulders a couple of times and let's his right sleeve to tear for flexing his biceps. Everyone pulls slowly away from between the two monsters. The room falls totally silent as the two guys stareat each other.
- So, You say You are the toughest, meanest and hardest fucker in this bar, the biker asks?
- I believe so. Why are You asking?
- Well then, can you keep an eye on my beer while I'll go to have a leak?
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