A man with no arms and legs is lying on a beach with three beautiful women sitting beside him.
The first comes up and asks "have you ever been hugged?"
He replies "nope" and she hugs him
The second comes up and asks "have you ever been kissed?"
Again he replies "nope" and she hugs him
The third comes up and asks "have you ever been fucked?"
He replies excitedly "no I have not!"
She says " now you are the tides coming in".
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