I asked my wife what we were having for dinner tonight

She said, "well firstly,. Going to boil some potatoes. Then I'm going to cook the chicken in the oven."

"Delicious", I said, "what else?".

"Then I'm going to roast some vegetables and pour us a nice glass of red wine."

Slightly confused, I asked, "That sounds lovely darling. One thing though..."

"...I didn't realise you enjoyed doing that kind of thing?"

"What kind of thing dear?"

"Well, it seems a bit wrong, for our dinner entertainment, to take the piss out of disabled people..."

Badumshhhh

Sorry, I know that sucked ball bags, I just thought of it and tried to make a joke out of it. Gotta try huh?

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