She said, "well firstly,. Going to boil some potatoes. Then I'm going to cook the chicken in the oven."
"Delicious", I said, "what else?".
"Then I'm going to roast some vegetables and pour us a nice glass of red wine."
Slightly confused, I asked, "That sounds lovely darling. One thing though..."
"...I didn't realise you enjoyed doing that kind of thing?"
"What kind of thing dear?"
"Well, it seems a bit wrong, for our dinner entertainment, to take the piss out of disabled people..."
Badumshhhh
Sorry, I know that sucked ball bags, I just thought of it and tried to make a joke out of it. Gotta try huh?
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