and a beautiful woman opens the door wearing lingere.
The woman pulls the mailman inside and begins kissing him and removing his clothes.
Confused but enjoying the situation the mailman lets the woman continue and have sex with him.
Afterwards the mailman puts his clothes back on and the woman hands him a single dollar. Confused he asks "what's the dollar for?".
The woman says "well I asked my husband what we should get the mailman for christmas and he said 'screw him, give him a dollar'".
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