and asks her
"Excuse me miss, if I were to give you a million dollars would you have sex with me?"
The woman takes a moment to think about it and stares at the man, before smiling and finally deciding to say
"I'll do it!"
The man says
"Great! Now, would you do it for a dollar?"
And the woman immediately looks disgusted and responds with
"Of course not! What sort of woman do you take me for?"
And the man says
"We've already established what kind of woman you are, now we're just discussing price!"
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