Hymie Goldberg comes home from work one evening and

Becky says, ”Did you go to the store and pick up the snapshots, like I asked you? You probably did not!

You never listen to me! You never remember anything!

Oh! You did get them. Well, thank goodness for miracles. Let me see them!

This shot is terrible and this one is even worse.

My God! This one is horrible and this one is a disaster.

In fact, this is the worst lot of photographs I have ever seen in my life.

You can’t do anything right! You can’t drive a car properly! You can’t even change a fuse. You can’t sing in tune, and as a photographer, you are the worst!

Just take a look at these pictures: in every one you took of me, I have my mouth open!”

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