Blonde quickies 61-80

61.
Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.


62.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces themself.
A2: Walks home.


63.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".


64.
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A: Fertilised.


65.
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilised.


66.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.


67.
Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.


68.
Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex ?
A: Kick open the car door.


69.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who was disappointed when she got her driver's license?
A: The instructor gave her an "F" in sex.


70.
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More head room.


71.
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A: More leg room.


72.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.


73.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.


74.
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.


75.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.


76.
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An Air Bag.


77.
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Cause she blows the horn!!!!!


78.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.


79.
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?
A: Bucket seats.


80.
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band/team?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Rams?