Two blondes are walking through the woods when they came across a set of tracks
The first blonde says, "those are deer tracks"
The second replies, "No those are moose tracks"
"No, deer tracks"
"No, moose tracks"
"Deer tracks!"
"Moose tracks!"
"DEER TRACKS!"
"MOOSE TRACKS!"
They were still arguing when the train hit them.
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