a guy and a monkey go into a bar and the monkey races over to the pool table and eats the nuts as useual
the next day the guy and the monkey arrive and so the monkey did the same raced over to the pool table exept there was no food there so the monkey srugged and ate a pool ball. the guy didnt go to the bar for his dalie visit. when he came back a week later the bartender said "look! your monkey just shuved a chip up his bum and pulled it out and ate it" the guy replyed "yes he has been doing that for the last week or so you see he had a lot of truble getting out the pool ball and so he just likes to check that it will come back out after eating it"
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