How To Catch A Man Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage.

How To Catch A Man Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking so sad. Liz, Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay... but you look so sad. Why? Sally, Cause I just can't get a man. Liz, Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods. Sally, Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it. Liz, I don't understand what you're talking about. Sally, Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage. Liz, So, how's that going help you get a man? Sally, Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hoo-ters.