There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a man who
led with gentleness, faith and wisdom. His passing was grieved by the
entire world, Catholic or not.
As the Pope approached the gates of heaven, it was Saint Peter who greeted
him in a firm embrace. "Welcome your holiness, your dedication and
unselfishness in serving your fellow man during your life has earned you
great stature in heaven. You may pass through the gates without delay and
are granted free access to all parts of heaven."
"You are also granted an open door policy and may at your own discretion
meet with any heavenly leader, including the Father without prior
"Is there anything which your holiness desires?"
"Well, yes," the Pope replied. "I have often pondered some of the
mysteries which have puzzled and confounded theologians through the ages.
Are there perhaps any transcripts which recorded the actual conversations
between God and the prophets of old? I would love to see what was actually
said, with-out the dimming of memories over time."
Saint Peter immediately ushered the Pope to the heavenly library and
explained how to retrieve the various documents. The Pope was thrilled and
settled down to review the history of man's relationship with God.
Two years later a scream of anguish pierced the stacks of the library.
Immediately several of the Saints and Angels came running. There they
found the Pope pointing to a single word on a parchment, repeating over
and over, "There's an 'R', there's an 'R'--it's celibRate, not celibate!"
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