Q) Where did Christa McAuliffe spend her vacation?
A) All over Florida.
Q) What color were Christa McAuliffe's eyes?
A) Blue, one blew this way, one blew that way.
Q) What was the last thing Christa McAuliffe told her husband?
A) "You take care of the dog and cat, I'll feed the fish."
Q) What were Christa McAuliffe's last words?
A) "What does this button do?"
Q) Did Christa McAuliffe have dandruff?
A) Yes, they found her Head and Shoulders washed up on shore.
Q) What were shuttle commander Francis R. (Dick) Scobee's last words?
A) "I meant BUD LITE."
Q) Is it true they found part of African American crew member Ron McNair's body washed up on shore?
A) False, it was the radiator hose from a 1957 Chevy.
Q) Is it true NASA stands for "Need Another Seven Astronauts?"
A) Yes, but we would also have accepted "Not A Safe Area".
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