I was chatting with a buddy of mine who I haven't seen in a while. I asked what he was doing for a living and he said he films animals mating. I said "oh you document the mating cycles of animals". He said "no I'm an animal porn director". " yesterday we just finished one called "lioness eats baby elephant and gets banged by a lion and a elephant". "It's huge in Africa"
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