There was once a farmer who had two horses. But he couldn't tell
them apart. So he shaved the hair off one. It worked for a while
but then it grew back. So he shaved the tail on the other horse.
It also worked for a while but it grew back too. So he decided
to measure how tall the horses were. Here was his result:
The white horse is one inch taller than the black horse.
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