A new bar opened and the main attraction of this place is a talking Stallion.
After a few Weeks the Horse is depressed and cursing all the time, so the bartender tries everything to cheer the horse up, nothing works. Then he starts offering a night of free drinks for the person that can cheer up the horse. A guy volunteers and takes the horse outside for a brief moment. They both come back and the horse is laughing its lungs out.
well... after 2 weeks the horse still laughs and now the bartender wants to reverse the whole thing, again for free drinks. Fortunately the same guy who made it laugh is there again and takes the horse out for a second time, they return and the horse is even more depressed than before.
The Bartender calls the guy up and tells him: "If you tell me how you did that, you´ll never have to pay a drink here again" the guys replies calmly: "Sure, 2 weeks ago i told your horse that my cock is longer than his and today i took it out."
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