In high school, I was in class with a set of Chinese twins named Ving and Ling. Me and Ving got along pretty well, she'd help me with my trig and I'd help her with English. One day she asked me for help on changing her name. She didn't like the name Ving because it was too stereotypical. I would probably change my name too. She wanted to change her name to Lee, like Bruce Lee. Ling heard of this plan, and told Ving that her name was passed down for generations and that his parents would disown her. Ving didn't give a shit. I drove Ving down to the town hall, and Ling tagged along. Ving goes to the desk and asks for a form and pulls out her birth certificate. I was surprised that she was really going to change her name. As she starts filling out the forms, she started to cry because of ancestral spirits and shit. She decides she didn't want to change her name. The lady at the desk says that there is a fee to cancel the name change (stupid-ass small-town laws). Ving tells Ling to pay for the fee since Ving didn't have money. As Ling was about to pay, she was interrupted by her father. Their Dad runs up to Ving and says "Don't stop, be Lee, Ving. Hold on to the fee, Ling."
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