An Indian goes to Walmart in the U.S.
He finds cat food at special prices.He picks a dozen cans of cat food & goes to check out.
The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy might not have a cat & will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Indian to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food.
The Indian goes home & returns with a cat & gets to buy the cat food.
Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices.He picks a dozen cans of dog food & goes to check out...
The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy may have a cat but he cannot have a dog & he will probably feed dog food to his kids.
He asks the Indian to bring & show him the dog before he can let him have dog food.
The Indian goes home & returns with a dog.
He gets to buy the dog food.
The following week, the Indian comes to Walmart with a bag. He asks the Manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy & immediately pulls it out...!!!
He shouts at the Indian, "What the hell...!!!
This is shit, U Idiot...!!!???"
The Indian calmly replies, "Yes, now may I buy some toilet paper pl...???"
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