As Superman is flying above the city during his usual watch, he spots Wonderwoman sun-bathing nude, on a rooftop...

"What if I just fly down, bang her, and then fly away before she notices?" Superman thinks to himself, knowing full well that he's faster than a speeding bullet.


After a quick moral debate, he flys down to Wonderwoman, bangs her out, and leaves in the blink of an eye..."


"What the fuck what that?!" Exclaims Wonderwoman!


"I don't know but my asshole is killing me..." says the Invisible Man.

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