For their 50'th anniversary an industrial grade vaseline company decided to give away $10,000 in prizes to their customers with the most original use for their product. One particular couple stood out from the crowd by far:
Couple: We use it when we have sex. It works amazing.
Company: But this is an industrial lubricant. it can be harmful for your health.
Couple: Oh no dear. We just smear the door knob to our room so the kids can't get in
Edit: Put $ sign in front of sum. also comma instead of full stop
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