I was on the bus the other day, and I sat next to a girl who was reading a book called "sex and statistics" and I just had to ask her about it.
She said: "it's fascinating, really. Native Americans have the thickest cocks. Polish people have the longest, and Jewish people cum the fastest, for example."
"That's so cool," I replied, "my name is Raging Bull Polanski, wanna have sex with me?"
"I don't think I have time for that."
"We'll be fine. I have to leave for temple in five minutes."
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