So this guy has a problem with his sex drive at home. He heads to his local sex shop looks right at the cashier and says "i need something for my sex drive at home. I have no sexual drive fkr my wife and everythings going to shit because of it. Can you give me something for that?" The cashier takes one look at him, reaches below the counter and pulls out the tiniest bottle of pills youve ever seen, circumference of a penny. He hands him the bottle says "take this home and follow its instructions to the letter. No exceptions!" Guy takes the bothtle home, goes to the bathroom and reads it. It says "for an exceptional night take one pill. No more." The guy says " fuck that i want an epic night!" And downs the whole damn bottle. Cut to the morning and the guys criying sun answers the door to the neighbors on the porch. "Hey weve heard quite a ruckus over here. Everything ok?" The kid answers:"Moms dead, sisters pregnant, my hamster exploded, my ass hurts, and dads in the basement going 'here kitty kitty'"
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