He climbs into bed next to his wife who is deep asleep, and closes his eyes. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a barn filled with animals and that he had become a chicken.
He starts freaking out and the hen next to him tells him to relax, that he's died in his sleep, and that he has been reincarnated into a chicken.
The former Irishman begins to feel an excruciating pain in his rear end. "Oh my god, what is that terrible pain??"
"Again, relax. You're just laying an egg," says the hen.
But the pain was unbearable, his little chicken heart was throbbing, his wings were flapping, then to his relief, he releases the egg. Bliss lasted for a second, only to be interrupted by a rough banging on his head--
He wakes up in bed next to his wife hitting him repeatedly, screaming "Wake up ya drunken bastard you're shittin' the bed again!!"
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