While making his way through the house to look for valuables, he comes across a parrot inside of a cage.
"Jesus is watching you" The parrot squawks at him.
The thief looks and sees a small nameplate on the cage that reads 'John the Baptist'
"What kind of religious nuts name their parrot John the Baptist?" He wonders out loud, to which the parrot responds
"The same kind that names their pitbull Jesus"
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