And takes a seat at a table. Looking over their menu, he sees it has only three options: Tuna Salad Sandwich $1.50, Chicken Salad Sandwich $4.50 and lastly Hand Job $5.00.
"Wow, what a bargain," he thought to himself, somewhat stunned as a gorgeous blonde approached to take his order. "Are you the one who gives the hand job?" he asked.
"Why yes I am," she said seductively as she slid up closer to him.
"Well, go in the back and wash your fucking hands, I want a tuna salad sandwich."
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