Yo mamma

Yo mamma:soo poor she tried to put her food stamps card in the pop mashine..


Yo mamma:breath soo hot she got her own little heater...


Yo momma:soo ugly she tried out for modlen and she did not even walk in the door yet and they already said they aint want her...


Yo mamma:a$$ stank soo bad that when she walk passed i smell fish,feet, and a$$...


Yo mamma: soo fat she can take up a queen size bed all by her self...


Yo mamma:soo fat that they had to make her phone a queen size cordless...


Yo mamma:soo ugly mann i seen her smoken crack yeah yo mamma is a cracked out crack head...


Yo mamma:soo fat she look like the fillsbarry wit out the doe boy...


Yo mamma:soo ugly they be mastaken her for a man...


Yo mamma:soo fat i punched her in the stomic and she shited, farted, and trew up...


Yo mamma:soo ugly i seen her on americas funniest vedios...