A Marine walks into the restroom and procedes to use the urinal. When he is done, he travels over to the sink and begins to wash his hands. As he does so, he sees a Navy SEAL walk in, use the urinal, and walk out without stopping to wash his hands. The Marine hurries out of the bathroom and catches up with the guy.
"Didn't the Navy teach you to wash your hands after you use the bathroom?" the Marine asks.
The SEAL gives him a balnk stare and replies, "Didn't the Marine Corps teach you not to piss on your hands?"
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