So, a walrus is driving down the road when blue smoke starts to pour out of his tailpipe. Luckily he sees there's a mechanic just ahead, so he pulls in. The mechanic promises to take a look and tells the walrus he can grab some lunch across the street.
So the walrus heads to the restaurant and has a light lunch. When the waitress offers him dessert he decided to have some ice cream. Of course he gets the ice cream all over his face, he's a fucking walrus.
Moments later the mechanic walks in and says, 'hey pal, looks like you just blew a seal'.
The walrus replied, 'Oh, no, it's just ice cream'.
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