A burglar breaks into a house at night. As he walks through the living room, he is startled when he hears this. "I see you. And so does Jesus!" The burglar is perplexed and looks around with his flashlight but sees nothing. He starts to walk and takes two steps and hears again, "I see you. And so does Jesus!" The burglar scans the flashlight around and he sees a parrot in a cage. "I see you. And so does Jesus." The burglar breathes a sigh of relief and says, "You're just a damn bird." The parrot says, "Yes, yes I am. But Jesus. He is a doberman."
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