There's now a series of Star Wars colognes. Perfect for the guy who wants to smell great in his parents basement
Bernie Sanders admits to smoking weed as a kid. But to be honest he smoked in a peace pipe at Plymouth Rock.
Charlie Sheen's is a spokesperson for a Sweedish condom company. I know Martin Sheen wishes he'd have used one!
The Democrats were hacked by the Russians. They found Bernie's teeth, Hilary's emails, & Joe Biden's dignity.
On this day we lost the battle of Bunker Hill, Watergate was revealed & New Kids on the Block hit #1. A bad day for the U.S all around!
England's considering leaving the European Union. They should just remember what happened to Sting when he left that other band...never mind
Khloe Kardashian says she had a normal childhood. I can see her now in the front yard of the mansion with her white wine spiritzer stand.
Today's the birthday of Newt Gingrich & Krayzee Bone. One's a nut bag with a funny name & the other one's a rapper.
Today's Inspirational Thought; The times we truly impress people most are the few times we're actually not trying to.
The Cavs have come back from being down 3 to 1 tie it up. Thank God Curry's pulling down 11 mill a yr or this could be devastating!
A study claims marriage is more beneficial to men than women. But Divorce is WAY MORE beneficial to women than men!
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