hell

A man goes to hell and is very upset and is crying.
The devil approaches him and says that hell is not such a bad
place
" Hell's ok" And the devil says "When you were alive did you
like women?"
The man replies "Loved them, they are great!"
"Well, you are going to love Monday's, you can have any women
and as many as you like" says the devil.
"What about drinking, alchol?" says the devil.
"Well, I had my own home brew and drinking was my hobby" says
the man.
"Tuesday, all the alchol you can have and of any sort" says the
devil.
"Now what about drugs?" says the devil.
"I dabbled in drugs at college." says the man.
"Wednesday all the drugs you want." says the devil.
"Now what about men? Did you, you know, like men?" says the
devil.
"Absolutely not, no way!" says the man.
"Well your going to hate Thursday then!" says the devil.