Heisenberg, Schroedinger, and Ohm are driving together in a car. A cop pulls them over.
"Do you know how fast you were going back there?" the cop asks.
"No, but I know exactly where we are," replies Heisenberg.
"I clocked you going 85 mph," says the cop. Heisenberg bangs the steering wheel. "Now we're lost!" The cop gets suspicious. He searches the car. "Hey, do you know there's a dead cat in the trunk?"
"We do now, you jerk!" exclaims Schroedinger. The cop decides to arrest the men. Ohm resists.
xposted from r/Sciencehumour
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