Moving?


Unable to move his bowels, a man pays a visit to his doctor.


The doctor writes out a prescription for a powerful laxative and instructs him to call back in two days.


When the man calls, the doctor asks, �Well, have you moved yet?�


�No, I have not,� the man says.


The doctor doubles the dosage and tells him to call back in two days.


Sure enough, the man calls two days later, tells the doctor that he has not moved yet and is again instructed to double the dosage.


Finally, the man sets up an appointment and arrives, smiling.


�I take it you�ve moved,� the doctor says.


�I had to,� the man says. �My apartment was full of shit.�


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

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