Sure enough, the cop pulls out behind the man and turns on the lights and sirens. The man pulls over and rolls down his window as the police officer walks up to the man's car. "Is there a problem, officer?" the man says. "You must be in some kind of hurry as fast as you were driving," says the cop. "Well," said the man, "I'm a doctor and I'm late for an appointment with one of my patients." "Oh is that so?" says the cop, "Well what kind of doctor are you, exactly?" "I'm a proctologist and I'm late for a rectal stretching," says the man. "A rectal stretching?" asks the cop, "what the hell is that?" The man replies, "Well, I use a specialized apparatus which is inserted into the anus. I then turn a crank which gently increases the diameter of the rectum until it's about 6 feet wide." The cop is baffled and says "Well Jesus Christ, what do you do with a 6-foot asshole?" The man responds, "Give him a radar gun and park him behind a billboard."
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