He said she said...


He Said...She Said:


He said... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?


He said... Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.


He said... "This coffee isn't fit for a pig!"
She said..."No problem, I'll get you some that is."


She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said... It's not my fault...I ran out of money.


He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.


Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Calamjo

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