A farmer walks into his bedroom holding a sheep under his arm. His wife looks up and asks what the hell he's doing. He said, "I want you to see the pig I have to fuck whenever you say you have a headache!"
His wife laughs and said, "I hate to tell you this but that ain't no pig."
The farms looks at her and said, "I hate to tell you this but I wasn't talking to you."
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