Hawkeye: "If you step out that door..."

Captain America: "CLINT, YOU'VE GOT TO STOP MAKING PEOPLE AVENGERS. YOU DO NOT HAVE THE AUTHORITY!"

Hawkeye: "But Steve, this one has promise-"

Captain America: "CLINT THAT IS A PIGEON! "

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