In a small park, there is a fountain with two nude statues. A man and woman
One day, an angel comes down and says to the statues:
"For your many years of long-standing beauty and service to society, I will bring you to life for 30 minutes."
The statues hear this and spring to life
The man and woman gaze at each other for a moment, and then dart towards a nearby shrubbery
There is a lot thrashing and laughing
15 minutes later they come out of the shubbery, tickled pink, satisfied, and giggling
"You have another 15 minutes. If you wish to do it again, you may do so." says the angel
The man looks at the woman and asks: "Again?"
*"Oh* ***heck yeah***" exclaims the woman
"This time let's change positions. I'll hold it down while you shit on the pigeon."
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